FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
No. Two tusks beats one horn.
No. Manatees are like the red-headed stepchildren of walruses.
No. Seals wish they could be walruses when they grow up.
No. These one horned landlubbers are magical, but not majestic like the walrus.
No. Despite being smart and graceful, they lack the majesty found in the walrus.
No. You may be the egg man, but you are not the walrus. Goo goo g’joob